What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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