What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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