- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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