Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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roses are red poo is poo

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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