- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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