- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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