Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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