- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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