A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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