Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Anti Joke

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