Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Cancer

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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