What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Large 4

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that wall over there ->

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Well this is pointless.....

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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