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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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