- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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