Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked


Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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