- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??