"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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