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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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