- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

There was once a man who lived in a box.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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