- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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