I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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