- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Women's rights

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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