- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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