- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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