Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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salad days!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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