What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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One time i was sitting down

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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