What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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