What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

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