- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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