- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's better than a stick? A stone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Massie is a fatass

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

what's funny about war? nothing!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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