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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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