- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How old are you? 7

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.