- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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