- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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