- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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