Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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