How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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