- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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