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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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