What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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