What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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