- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

binladin walks into the american seals

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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