How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock It's open, come in

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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