- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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