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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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