i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

i saw amango it splootered

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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