Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...