Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

time to spruce up!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Anti Joke

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