Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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