- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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