- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A house comes around the corner.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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