why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My jeans

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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