why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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SEX

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Anti Joke

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