What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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