- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

God is real.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Suck pussy

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

An Asian with a big dick.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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