Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

"Knock knock" Come in!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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