- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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