You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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