Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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