- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Feminism

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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