- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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