- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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