- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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