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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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