- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.