- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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