A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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