Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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