Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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