a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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