why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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