Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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