- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's better than a stick? A stone

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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