I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Michael Brown

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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