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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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