- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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