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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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