What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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