- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

My spelling is horrible

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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