What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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