Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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