- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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i saw amango it splootered

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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