Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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time to spruce up!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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