How you know when dislextic

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why do fat people commit suicide

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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