Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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su algato es en fuego

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Ms Leong Sux

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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