An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why so serious ?

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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womens rights.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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