- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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