What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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