- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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