Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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