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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

you will like this because i am black.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

time to spruce up!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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