- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what's black? a lot of things.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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