- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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