Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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