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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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