- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Cripples are lame.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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