Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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