why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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