- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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