What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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