- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

like if your cool

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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