- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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