CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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