A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

9/11 my birthday

i'm hard

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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