- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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