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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Denard Robinson

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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