- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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