- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

NEVER

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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