- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Cripples are lame.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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