What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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