What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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