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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

This is an anti-joke.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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