- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

guess what? bannanas

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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