- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

How old are you? 7

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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