- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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