Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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