- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My mom

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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