- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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