Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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