What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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