- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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