- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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