How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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