- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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