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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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