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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock Knock? Come in.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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