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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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