What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Andoni was here

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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