Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Your mums a potato

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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