- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

i saw amango it splootered

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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