Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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