Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Yellow People !!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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