whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Your big dick.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Andoni was here

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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sky silverstein

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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