- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A bar walks into a man

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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