- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock Knock? Come in.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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