Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Anti Joke

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