- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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