- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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