- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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