what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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