- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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