Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

thumb_up thumb_down -15

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops