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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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