Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Where's my baby??

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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