Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Jimmy Saville

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All of these jokes are about white people

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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