Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.


Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf


why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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