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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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