You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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