- Anti Joke

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

96 What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.