- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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