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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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