What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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civil rights

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Denard Robinson

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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