Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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