- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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