What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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