- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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