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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what looks like a banana? a penis

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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