Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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