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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

i'm hard

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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