How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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