- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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