- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This statement is false.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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