- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A house comes around the corner.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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