the lemon was sweet.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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