Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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