Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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