Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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