How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

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