- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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