whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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One time i was sitting down

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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