What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

If you were a cactus, why?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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