What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A whole 'nother.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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