Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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