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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A mormon walks into a bar.

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