- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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