- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

If you just read this, You're dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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