- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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