- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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