- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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