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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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