- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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