- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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