- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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