- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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