- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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