- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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