Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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