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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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