A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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