- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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