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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Cripples are lame.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

kennah campion when she talks

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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