whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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