- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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