- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's 9+10? 19

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