"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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