- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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