- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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