- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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