Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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