I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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