- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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