What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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