A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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