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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why so serious ?

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