If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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. . I am a whale

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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