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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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