Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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