- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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