(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Guest what in the butt

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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