- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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