- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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