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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A man goes to the potty.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

a irish man walks past a bar

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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