Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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