Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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eat a hot dog

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womens rights

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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