- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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