- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

penis. nuff said.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Pain Olympics.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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