Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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