- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

i'm hard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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