- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Women's Rights

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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