Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock come in

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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