- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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