Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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