- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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