what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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