Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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