- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Kevin and Ramin

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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