- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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