- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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