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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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