Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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