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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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