- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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