One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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