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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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