- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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