- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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