- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Women's Rights

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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