- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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