What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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