- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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