How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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