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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Cripples are lame.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Cripples are lame.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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