why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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