When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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