- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A baby seal walks into a club.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

no really what are ur names?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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