What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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