- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

. . I am a whale

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

can you pass the soap?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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