- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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