whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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