Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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God is real.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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swag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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