there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Anti Joke

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