Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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