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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

haha black people :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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