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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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