- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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