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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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