have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Justin Bieber

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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