- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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