Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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