chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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