How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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