How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My jeans

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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