- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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