- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Gustavo Andrade

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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