In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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