One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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How you know when dislextic

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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