- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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