- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

My mom

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

like if your cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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