Why? Because.

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ur gey

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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