- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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