One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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