- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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