- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Faithful men.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock Knock.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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