- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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