Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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