You are joking right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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