what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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a black man pays his child support

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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