- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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