- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Cripples are lame.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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