Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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9/11 my birthday

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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