What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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