a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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God is real.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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