Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Jimmy Saville

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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