- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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