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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin