Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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