Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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