- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Women's Rights

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh hey.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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