Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Suck pussy

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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. . I am a whale

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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