A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

You're so sweet I have diabetes

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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