Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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