A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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