- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

God is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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