- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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