Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Ross.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

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