An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Hello

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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