- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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