Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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batman has diarrhea

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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