- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Your big dick.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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