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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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