Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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