- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Nero, sure you are okay?

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Charlie Sheen