Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Penis

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Anti Joke

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