- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Want to hear a joke? No.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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