- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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