- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A hill billy went fishing

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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