Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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