Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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