- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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