- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

hi

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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