What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I'm tired.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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