- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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