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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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