- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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