- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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