- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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