What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Anti Joke

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