- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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