Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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