- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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