roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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