Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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