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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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