- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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