What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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