What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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I have a really funny joke.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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