Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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