Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A Fat Kenyan

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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