- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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