After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Communism hehe xd

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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