One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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