- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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