- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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