- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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