How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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