Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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