Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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