- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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