Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

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