Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why dont they make black forks

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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