- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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