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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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