Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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