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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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