- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Jesus Christ

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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