ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Andoni was here

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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69.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Anti Joke

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