A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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