- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

tea with milk?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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