Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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