How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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My cat just died.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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