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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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black people swimming

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What's just not right? Left

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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