How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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