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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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