Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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