- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

my penis

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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