- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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