- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

my penis

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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