- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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