- Anti Joke

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin