Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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deez nuts

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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