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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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