- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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