A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

dyslexics of the world untie!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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