- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A russian gives away vodka.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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