- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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