- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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