- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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