- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Michael Brown

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Weaner

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Jimmy Saville

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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