What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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like if your cool

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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