- Anti Joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.