- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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