What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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deez nuts

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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