Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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