- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Its open.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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