whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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An anti-joke

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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