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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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