Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Denard Robinson

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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