- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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