YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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