Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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