- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A russian gives away vodka.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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