why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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