Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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