- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller