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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A man was shot. He died.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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