- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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