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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's the difference between a duck?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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