Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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PENIS that is all

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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You are joking right?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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