Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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