Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Guess what What

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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