- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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