What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

I'm so punny.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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