- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Whats two plus two Four!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what looks like a banana? a penis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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