- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Yellow People !!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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