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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

You know whats annoying? Steve

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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