Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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