Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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