What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Women's rights

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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