- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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