- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

guess what? bannanas

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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