- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

a man checks his mypsace

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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