What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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