There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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