Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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