Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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