- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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