Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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