What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Women's rights.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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