- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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