Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Albino African Americans

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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No antijoke here.

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womens rights.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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